Funny things Mace has said

Mace cracks us up all the time. Here are a few thing he has said lately:

• We were trying on shoes in Payless Shoes, and when Mace had found a pair he liked, he said, " These ones are good for kicking." He then did a big kick in the air!

 

• When Mace was sitting on the toilet, this was our conversation:
• Mace- It's potty time.
• Me- Yep!
• Mace- Mommy, what's on your teeth?
• Me (realizing I have food in my teeth)- Oh, I guess it is food. Did I get it?
• Mace- Yeah. It was probably a bug. That's really yucky, huh?
• Mace (after passing gas) It stinks now. It's poop time.
• Me (trying not to laugh)- Yeah, I guess it is.
• Mace- We don't poop in our pants, only in the toilet. I don't have a diaper.

• When we were eating oatmeal for breakfast:
• Mace- I'm making a rocket in my oatmilk (as he sculpted his oatmeal into a rocket)
• Daddy- Where are you going to go on your rocket?
• Mace- Not to the moon, it is too cold. I am going to the sun. The sun is hot. A few moments passed and then he took his first bite of his hot oatmeal.
• Mace- (full of surprise) Daddy, my oatmilk rocket is getting hot!

• Seconds after spilling a full spoonful of oatmeal on the floor, Mace said, "Oh no! someone spilled oatmilk on the floor."

• Every time Mace finishes lifting something heavy, he says, "I'm so strong!"

• Mace had gone to see some chickens with Grandma Donna at their neighbor's house. He got to bring home some eggs. The next morning
• Me- Mace, I am going to make some eggs for breakfast, do you want some?
• Mace- Yeah, I do. I saw some chickens with Grandma Donna and actually, those are chicken eggs.
• Me- They are?
• Mace-Yeah. And if you break them, you actually have to fix them. (I had never heard him say 'actually.')

• I kept sneezing and Mace would say things like, "Are you okay mommy?" "You got buggers, Mommy?" "You better stop, Mommy. That's yucky, huh?" "Are you done sneezing?" He have to imagine him saying all this with this certain face he does lately. It is hilarious! This is the face.

• Mace wasn't listening, I asked him several times to eat his lunch. I finally said, "Do you need a time out? Do you want to be in trouble?" He responded by saying, "I am not on trouble, Cruz is. He needs a time out. He do. Cruz you are a naughty baby!"

• "Mommy, you have stinky feet like me!"

• Mace stood on his chair and put one foot on the table and said, "I'm guapo, huh?" (Guapo means good looking-fyi. Didn't know Mace knew the meaning, but his daycare teacher is Hispanic so I am guessing she tells him he is guapo!)

• "Daddy is a wacko!"